Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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