You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Someone stole a lamp last night.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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