yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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