He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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