operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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