Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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