how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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