windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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