You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.