normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch