Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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