My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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