We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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