why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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