shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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