Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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