I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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