that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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