i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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