Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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