We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
