Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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