And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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