The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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