Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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