once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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