I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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