i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize