absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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