What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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