Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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