Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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