i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
