obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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