it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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