Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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