And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
A bitchslap is in order.
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