Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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