I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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