But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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