It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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