Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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