He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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