: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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