what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Of course I have a pirate flag
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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