ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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