why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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