People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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