and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're hired as official boob wrangler
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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