I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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