just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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