i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
4 words: hood of his car
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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