one might say we're banned from that church
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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