He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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