Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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