I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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